The Would-be King and his Pawns Snapback Hat

The Would-Be King and His Pawns

From the Resist MAGATs Collection

No words on this one—because the image says everything.

In the center: a king chess piece, bloated with a swooping comb-over and a cartoonishly long red tie. Surrounding him: six tiny pawn pieces, each wearing their cute little MAGA hats, just thrilled to serve their overlord.

It’s a perfect visual metaphor for what we’re watching happen in real time. This country was literally founded to escape monarchy, but somehow these bootlicking weirdos decided democracy was too hard and they’d rather worship a failed game show host turned sex offender dictator.

So if Trump’s the king, it’s only because his followers are the dumbest pawns on the board—moving in one direction, never thinking for themselves, and getting played at every turn.

Wear the hat. Let the image do the talking. Mock the cult.

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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