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JD's Couchfucker Moving Co. Snapback Hat

JD's Couchfucker Moving Co. Snapback Hat

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JD’s Couchfucker Moving Co. Hat
From the Resist MAGAts Collection

Okay, so I wasn’t planning to make a hat about JD Vance allegedly banging a couch—but then again, I wasn’t planning to live through a timeline where that’s an actual story either. Yet here we are.

This one’s for everyone who's tired of pretending these GOP creeps are anything other than total weirdos. I mean seriously, these are the people lecturing us about family values? The same dudes out here humping upholstery and doing podcast sermons about how women need to stay in the kitchen?

The logo’s that fat JD meme with the wild curly hair (you know the one), and the hat says what we’re all thinking:
JD’s Couchfucker Moving Co.

Professional creep vibes. Weirdest Yelp reviews you’ve ever seen. Probably leaves your furniture... sticky.

Wear it to piss off your Republican cousin. Wear it to feel less insane in a country run by freaks. Or just wear it because it’s funny as hell and true.

Anyway—thanks for being here. Thanks for having a sense of humor in this absolute clown show of a political hellscape.

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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One size 20 ⅛-23 ⅝ 4 ½ 2 ½ 7 ⅛
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