FB(googly)I Snapback Hat

FBI (Fully Buffoon-ified Institution)

from the Resist MAGAts Collection

Googly eyes on “FBI”? Yeah, because at this point it’s a full-blown clown show. With Trump loyalist and discount cosplay villain Cash Patel floating around as the brains behind “law enforcement,” the agency might as well trade in its badges for red noses and squeaky shoes.

This hat’s a simple design with a loud message: the FBI under MAGA has lost the plot. The grown-ups have left the building, and the clowns are raiding desks, losing files, and giving press conferences like they’re auditioning for a reality show.

Wear it when you want to remind people that this isn’t “law and order” — it’s a knockoff three-ring circus run by bootlickers and sycophants.

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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