Cults End Snapback Hat

Cults End!

Resist MAGATs Collection

There’s a headstone on this hat for a reason.

Trump’s fascist fantasy was never a political movement—it was a cult. And like all cults, MAGA has an expiration date. That’s what this design is about: the death of the delusion. “MAGA: 2015 – _____.” It hasn’t flatlined yet, but the death rattles are getting louder.

And yeah—the line “Cults End! (Often by suicide)” isn’t just edgy for shock value. It’s a fact. Jonestown. Heaven’s Gate. The people drank the Kool-Aid—sometimes literally. They followed a narcissist over the cliff because they were told to. MAGA’s already halfway there, worshipping a felon as their savior while democracy burns and the grift rolls on.

This hat isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for people who’ve had it with the gaslighting, the fascism, and the slow-motion death cult America’s been forced to witness for a decade.

MAGA’s not a movement. It’s a tombstone waiting to be finished.

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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