1500 Percent Snapback Hat

“Trump Math” — Now With 1500% Savings!

from the Resist MAGAts Collection

According to the guy who bankrupted a casino and lied about the path of a hurricane with a sharpie, prescription drugs are about to be 1500% cheaper. Yes, really. That’s not a typo — it’s a quote. Which means, if your meds cost $100, Trump’s plan is to have Big Pharma pay you $1400 to take them. Because that’s how percentages work when your brain is made of wet cardboard and rage.

This hat is for anyone who passed 4th grade math and isn’t willing to pretend that a man who will do and say anything in an attempt to make you forget about his pedophile buddy Epstein is about to fix America’s healthcare system. It’s a simple design, but the stupidity of the 'very stable genius' who made it begs to be mocked eternally.

So go ahead. Celebrate your new imaginary income with this totally real hat. Just don’t try to pay for it with Trump’s drug rebate. That doesn’t exist. Like his brain.

This hat is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-most hat.

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool
• Green Camo is 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Plastic snap closure
• Green undervisor
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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